ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
What the fuck…?!
One time I went to Olive Garden and the waiter asked if I wanted “Soup or Salad” so I said “yes please” cause I literally thought he was offering this big ass Super Salad. Long story short I haven’t been to Olive Garden in 5 years.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."
Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH
idk about u but im feeling 22
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*